Thursday, May 28, 2009

Soalan

Apekah perbezaan Hamid Gurkha dan Hamid Angin?

Monday, May 25, 2009

Pengantuk....

adalah kombinasi penat dan mengantuk....
kalo campur xsedap badan....
gua pn dh malas nk pk....
sbb sumer tue xpenting....
ape yg penting????



P/S:sgt2 xbersemangat..tp wat2 ade semangat...it really feels empty... =(

Burn Baby Burn

pg td dh start manager's meeting...
team nyer registration form pn dh anta....
so skng nie tunggu hari ngn time jer lar utk race...
ptg nie dh start official training kt precint 6...
member aku jumpe aku sumer ckp aku makin hensem...
muke aku ala2 latino....
kembang kempis gua...
walaupun gua tau kalo diorg xckp pn gua dh tau dh...
dh itu kenyataan....
tp xpe....
gua sedang bersiap sedia utk men"tanned"kan diri gua...
starting ptg nie....
nnt kalo gua rajin gua post gamba....

P/S:wish gua,muazan ngn BudakPanjang gudluck...wishmilak gua xnak....

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Pembaptisan

arinie hari bersejarah utk gua.....

gua maksudkan semalam.....

20 may 2009.....

merupakan hari pembaptisan gua....

pembaptisan ape?

manade gua kena masuk church beb.....

tp nie hanyalah ayat yg gua curik dr komuniti sick....

tp encik BudakPanjang pn sudah menyetujui penggunaan ayat itu....

tepat dgn tujuannya.....

selama nie gua kalo row gua row stroke side.....

anggapla stroke side nie same mcm Dark Side dlm citer Star Wars....tp bkn Star Trek.....

arinie coach gua membaptiskan gua.....

utk menjadi rower bow side.....iaitu side yg baik2....spt Jedi.....

tp duration pembaptisan gua belum abes lg....

tika pembaptisan gua settle,gua bakal mencipta sejarah.....

sbb gua mampu menSCULLkan diri...menSWEEPkan diri gua bow side dan stroke side....

ape?ade antara lu org xpaham?

ape gua pedulik???gua nk citer jer....

gua xkaco idup lu org pn?????



P/S:sorry community sick....gua curik ayat lu org kejap.....gua harap lu org xmurka ngn gua....kalo lu org nk murka,sile murka dgn encik Saruk....time kasih!!! =)

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Hujan

terjadi time aku tgh lepak kt upten....

menunggu hujan yg sedang sedia lebat jd makin lebat....


BudakKenit : sape siak nk masuk juventus?dhla ranieri kena pecat....

BudakKurus : didier deschampsla sape lg....ahahahah

BudakKenit : xknla nk soh MARCELO LIPPI?kesianla ENGLAND nnt....

BudakUstaz : MERCELO LIPPI??

BudakGermany : sejak biler MARCELO LIPPI masuk ENGLAND?itu FABIO CAPELLO...

BudakKenit : (tersenyum)owh ye ke?mesti lepas nie ko terus cerita dlm blog ko kan?

BudakKurus : itu sudah pasti!skrg jgk aku update....ahahahah

BudakKenit : owh tahi!demm....


P/S : sile jgn bercakap sesuka hati korg yer?aku tau ko tensen test EIS cm gampang...tp takper..aku sgt2 memahami ko...ahahahah

Monday, May 18, 2009

100 Truths

001. Real name -- Juares Rizal Bin Mohd Farit
002. Nickname(s) -- Jores,Arres,Juju

003. Zodiac sign -- Aries

004. Male or female -- Khunsa
005. Elementary School -- Byk Sgt Sampai Terlupe...

006. Primary School -- Sekolah Kebangsaan Lembah Keramat, Sekolah Sri Utama

007. High School -- Sekolah Menengah Taman Melawati, Royal Military College

008. Hair color -- Errr....Black I Guess...

009. Long or short -- Err....Long.....

010. Loud or Quiet -- Quiet

011. Sweats or Jeans --Jeans....

012. Phone or Camera -- Phone....

013. Health freak -- Nope...as im always not feeling well all year long...

014. Drink or Smoke -- Not Anymore

015. Do you have a crush on someone --Still...

016. Eat or Drink -- Eat...

017. Piercings -- Never...

018. Tattoos -- Never...

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an public bus? -- Yes...

020. Been in a relationship? -- Yes... 

021. Been in a car accident ? -- A BIG YES....

022. Been in a fist fight ? -- Once in the primary school....

023. First piercing -- Nope...

024. First best friend -- Mohd Esmil....

025. First award -- Bayi Tercomel...

026. First crush -- Errrr.......

028. First big vacation -- Bangkok,Thailand...


LASTS:

029. Last person you talked to -- Nor Hazriq

030. Last person you texted -- YOU...
031. Last person you watched a DVD with -- YOU....

032. Last food you ate -- A Burger...

033. Last movie you watched alone -- Lord Of The Ring Trilogy....

034. Last song you listened to -- Your Call - Secondhand Serenade

035. Last thing you bought -- Maxis RM10 Top-up

036. Last person you hugged -- My Mum...

FAVES:
037. Food -- Western Esp The One With CHEESE!!!
038. Drinks -- Fruit Juices

039. Clothing -- Affordable Branded (usually available at FOS)

040. Flower -- Roses...

041. Person-- YOU know who... =) 

042. Colors -- Blue and Orange...

043. Movies -- Action, Comedy, Adventure, Romance....

044. Subjects -- Physics and Mathematics...

In 2008, I....
045. [/] kissed someone
046. [x] celebrated Halloween
047. [x] had your heart broken
048. [/] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone
049. [x] someone questioned your sexual orientation
050. [x] came out of the closet
051. [x] gotten pregnant
052. [x] had an abortion
053. [/] done something you've regretted
054. [////] broke a promise
055. [/] hid a secret

056. [x] pretended to be happy
057. [/] met someone who changed your life

058. [x] pretended to be sick
059. [/] left the country
060. [/] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
061. [/] cried over the silliest thing
062. [/] ran a mile
063. [/] went to the beach with your best friend(s)
064. [/] got into an argument with your friends
065. [/] hated someone
066. [x] stayed single the whole year

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating -- NONE... 
068. Drinking -- Plain Water...
069. I'm about to -- sleep...
070. Listening to -- Hazrul Nizam - Kaulah Segalanya
071. Plans for today -- Take Something From YOUR House, Rowing Training and Study For EIS Test On Tuesday
072. Waiting for -- MIRACLE!!! =)
073. Want kids -- Definately...
074. Want to get married -- after GRADUATION...
075. Careers in mind -- Professional Engineer... =)

WHICH IS BETTER WITH A GUY/GIRL?
076. Lips or eyes -- Eyes...
077. Shorter or taller -- A Bit Shorter...
078. Romantic or spontaneous -- Very Romantic...
079. Nice stomach or nice arms -- Nice Arms?
080. Sensitive or loud -- Very Sensitive...
081. Hook-up or relationship -- Commited Relationship
082. Trouble-maker or hesitant -- Hesitant...

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts -- Nope...
084. Snuck out of your house -- Always! 
085. Held a gun/knife for self defense -- Errr......
086. Killed somebody -- Nope...
088. Been arrested -- A BIG NO!!
089. Cried when someone died -- Yup... 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself -- Nope...
091. Miracles -- Always!
092. Love at first sight -- Yes! 
093. Heaven -- Yes!
094. Santa Claus -- Bullshoot...
095. Sex on the first date -- NOPE!
096. Kiss on the first date -- Yup...

TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now -- YES!!!and its YOU... 
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life -- regretting every minute of it....
099. Do you believe in God ? -- should this be a question???

100. Post as 100 truths and tag 8 people
-BudakPanjang
-MuazanMohsin
-ShahrulAzry
-Dik An
-MissQishie
-Roslee
-EmrZakwan
-EncekSilly

Sunday, May 17, 2009

PRIMARY SCHOOL???

KES 1

J : giler ko...die nie budak TIKL nie....

A : tue aa pasal...skola teknik paling power kot kt KL....

J : dewan die dhla power...bangga plak ade member aku skola kt cnie....

N : agak aa kan...TIKL kot...primary school kot....

J dan A saling berpandangan....

J : primary school?

A : primary school?

N : yerla..primary school...skola yg ditubuhkan sebelum merdeka....

J : itu PREMIER SCHOOL lahanat!bkn PRIMARY school....

N : cibai aaa....

A : ahahahhaha...TIKL PRIMARY SCHOOL....

KES 2

N : aku master of design kot....

A : MDP ko dapat brape?

N : B jer....

A : aku dapat A- kot?

N : yerla..aku dapat B+...

J : eh?bkn td ko ckp ko dapat B jer ker?

N : ape plak?td aku ckp aku dapat B+ aaa....

J : aku dgr kot ko ckpko dapat B jer....

N : cibai so jongang nie....ko tunggula nnt time ko amek MDP aku nk tgk ko dpt ape....

J : xkesahla john...aku amek jer....aku study utk ilmu...bkn utk menunjuk....

N : cibai aa....maleh aku nk ckp ngn ko....

J : aik?tension?kater TIKL primary school?xknla student primary school mcm nie?

N : mmgla TIKL primary school pn.....

A : PREMIER SCHOOL la john....PRIMARY SCHOOL skola rendah cibai....

J : aahahhahahahaha....

N : ah ko diam ah jongos!!!



P/S: jgnla main bantai jer time nk ckp pape....kan dah kena BAHAN.....ahahahah

Saturday, May 16, 2009

keBOSANan

aku ketik2....

aku tekan2....

aku tgk.....

ado borok bosar king kong.....



dh usha?

P/S:nk buek cemano..dh tompek dio kan?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Blurrrrrrrrrr..........

hidup terasa kosong....

minda pn terasa kosong.....

jiwa pn terasa kosong......

perasaan pn terasa kosong.....

poket kosong.....

cakap pn slalu ckp kosong.....

tue lar....

sape soh minum air kosong byk sgt?







P/S:sape yg cipta perkataan KOSONG?

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Selamat Mother's Day... =)

as we all know.....
arinie Hari Ibu Sedunia....
atau dlm bahasa kampung aku...
diorg panggil Mother's Day...
pada hari nie....
semua ibu-ibu akan diraikan...
atas segala pengorbanan yg dilakukan....
huhuhuhu...
sesungguhnya pengorbanan seorang ibu tue sgt2la besar....
n sgt2 bermakna....
so ape kater....
sbg seorang anak....
same2la kiter menghargai ibu kiter....
eventhough selama nie korg rebel mak korg kan?(tipu dosa oke?)
so bgla mak korg rehat..korg tryla plak wat keje umah...
tue br ckit beb....
make use of today wisely....
pkla kt org2 yg ibu2@mak2@bonda2 mereka yg sudah meninggalkan mereka2 selamanya....
betapa diorg rindu kt mak diorg....
betapa diorg berharap yg mak diorg still ade lg....
betapa diorg nk tukar seluruh hidup diorg just to spend a day with their mother....
sayangilah mak2 korg....
n hargailah mak2 korg selagi peluang tue masih ada lg....
sbb peluang hanya datang sekali...
n masa takleh diundur....

especially to my MAMA...
PUAN ASIAH BTE MOHD SIDEK.....
mama....juares sayang mama sgt2....
n juares nk mintak maaf juares byk buat silap ngn mama....
juares byk melawan ckp mama....
juares byk xdgr ckp mama....
tp cemane pn yg juares dh wat...
mama still xkesah....
mama still nk sacrifice utk juares....
mama still nk yg the best utk juares...
mama still berusaha nk bg juares ape yg juares nak...
pengorbanan mama xkn bole juares tebus...
mama adalah segalanya...
mama bg juares semangat...
mama byk bg nasihat kt juares....
juares jer yg degil xnk dgr ckp mama....
mama....
THANX SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING....
i dedicate this song especially for u,mama.....


Saturday, May 9, 2009

peMAKANan

org kate...
kalo kiter tgh sedih,silalah jamu selera anda...
sbb biler kiter makan,kiter akan rase kenyang...
biler kiter dh kenyang,mestilah kiter dh lupe pasal kiter tgh sedih...
sbb dh kenyang....

tapi....
tue bergantung kt orgla kan....
kalo diri kiter sendiri cemane?
nak2 org mcm aku nie...
yg mmg terkenal dgn melantak@mengketedarah@menonyok...
tp tibe2....
aku mcm xde selera nk makan....
sedangkan depan mata aku nie ade mcm2 makanan yg sgt2 awesome dan dimasak oleh tukang2 masak professional spt mak aku....
tp apesal aku xde selera?
haaaaaaaaa......
adakah nie bermaksud aku dh masuk ke dalam kategori org2 yg lg satu?
kesedihan berkadar langsung dengan selera pemakanan.....
semakin kiter sedih,semakin kurangla selera makan....

tp aku dh jumpe formula baru....
kesedihan berkadar langsung dgn jumlah rokok yg dihisap dlm kuantiti batang....
semakin sedih, semakin bykla jumlah rokok yg dihisap....
adalah lebih baik menghisap rokok daripada volunteer diri nk terjun bangunan..
btol x?
mengikut teori encik kucaie,merokok boleh menyebabkan kekurangan berat badan...
tidak percaya?sila klik sini

tp aku skng nie btol2 xde selera nk makan....
walaupun burger dadah sekalipun...
jd ape perlu yg aku lakukan selain drpd pgi mati???


P/S:wahai mufti saruk..tolong gua...gua rase mcm nk terbang ke Jawa Timur....oke?

Thursday, May 7, 2009

keRALATan...bkn peRALATan

huhuhuhuhuh.....
next week gua ade test....
tp....
masalah skng nie bkn gua takut sbb gua xblaja utk test....
tp gua xtau ape yg nk distudy utk test....

gua amek EIS (ENGINEERS IN SOCIETY)....
dekat 3 minggu dh kelas...
atau bersamaan dgn 18 jam kelas berlangsung....
yg gua tau gua belajar pasal roles of engineers,who are engineers,board of engineers malaysia(BEM)....
yg lain2 mcm gua xtau jer....
sbb xblaja lg....
huhuhuhuhu....
jd.....nk study ape?
gua xnk jd mcm budak ini....




P/S : sesungguhnya special sem kali nie mmg membosankan...aku cube utk mencari sedikit nafkah...at least mencube jd produktif...huhuhuhuh....gua nk kumpul duit byk2..pas abes blaja gua nk kawen....kawen ngn sape?kiter tunggu dan lihat....

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Gara-gara Kegawatan Ekonomi Pekerjaan Sukar Dijumpai

Gua Tau...

Skng Nie Sumer Org Complaint...

Payah Nk Dapat Keje....

Tp Gua Dh Jumpe Solution....

Lu Org Usha Video Nie....



Amacam?

Sentap Bukan?

Pasti Lebih Mudah Nak Dapat Keje Kalo Ade Video Resume...

Sebelum Melelapkan Mata....

Barcelona titik Real Madrid 6-2...

kt Santiago Barnebeu....

mmg sgt2 memalukan....

fan Chelsea korg ingat korg leh selamat ker jumpe Barcelona kt Stamford Bridge nnt?

ahahah..kiter tunggu dan lihat jer lar...

next Friday gua ade friendly ngn form 5 time gua form 2 kt RMC...

korg tau x RMC tue ape?

seperti biaser....mestila gua yg jd playmaker nnt...

so..kt cnie gua nk ucapkan gudluck utk diri gua sendiri...

dan juga kepada Chelsea....

gua sgt2 happy Barcelona menang mlm nie...

heheheheh... =)


P/S:gua merindui seseorang...gua nk wat kuiz...sape dapat teka,gua bg hadiah...amacam?

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Di Dalam Api



Gua ader impian....

Nk Main Gitar...

Mcm Corey...

Mcm Dlm Video...

Tp....

Sepa nk ajar gua?