Tapi Aku Gagal....

InstructionsGo to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.

1. Your name?
Rizal
"A Pedophile, someone who likes to obsess over under aged people."

2. Age?
24
"24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert."

3.One of your friends?
Omar
"Strong, with honor, a leader. A middle eastern name given to someone who is loved by many, unique and a creator of new ideas. He also gets laid a lot and many women want him for the size of his cock."

4. What should you be doing?
Studying
"An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper."

5. Favorite colour?
Blue
"The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers."

6. Birthplace?
Perak
"A pompous, self congratulating asshole whose only interest in life is to make himself look good at the expense of others."

7. Month of your birthday?
April
"a female of wise words. Often regarded as a "panda" person. These types of females are very energetic and friendly, and when you see these types of girls down, you feel down too."

8. Last person you talked to?
Ashraff
"Derives from the term, Ass Rash.
This is a highly infectious disease that has no known cure. The victims of such cases are usually the mentally insane, those poor jack shits:-( "

9. One of your nicknames?
Juju
"Gypsie word for luck. More commonly used as "bad juju"."

Tag people!!!
-Budak Panjang
-Emiratez
-Nand Iraysan
-Kechik
-truthcryandlies